Alright, fess up. Who has a girlfriend / boyfriend and is getting up to some shennanigans tonight ?
I am taking the Uberwench for a steak dinner. I have also buckled to the consumerist culture of Valentines Day by buying her a monkey soft-toy and a box of chocolates. Shameful, I know. For this, though, I will be richly compensated around the crotchal area.
Who else, you romantic fools ?