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Obama Naked

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PostSubject: Fallout 2 review. Pt 1.   Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:10 am

Ever played a game and thought "This is amazing!" and then ten minutes later thought "Fuck you game?"
Enter Fallout 2.
This game is the biggest asshole, I have ever played.
AND I'VE PLAYED A LOT OF ASSHOLES.
So, I make this character. Her name is Jeroooooooo(Sp?)
She has a lot of skill in fist fighting, and melee weapons.
Sounds cool right?
WRONG.
WRONG.
So I leave the shitty town of Shitstorm. And head out into the real shit storm.
I start punching rats and shit, feels pretty cool.
All of the sudden, some asshole says something rude like "Hi traveler!" (I know, the fucking nerve)
So I go to fight him, and I realize, MELEE FUCKING BLOWS.
So I...
To be continued. Unless I get banned, can't remember rules regarding swearing, or calling things shitty.

Foot notes: I fucking hate Brian Fargo. He licks so much taint.
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PostSubject: Re: Fallout 2 review. Pt 1.   Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:19 am

I take out my pistol and I'm all like "Fuck you muahahahah!"
Then it hits me.
Chance to hit.
-24%
Yeah, that's a fucking negative.
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK???
IF YOU HIT A NEGATIVE, THE DOES THAT MEAN THEY GAIN HEALTH?
Holy shit.
0_0
So I run up and start shooting him at point blank with a 25% chance to hit.
An hour and 1734 stimpaks later, I finally kill the peasant.
Feels good bro!
I run out and into a shop, and I'm like.
This guy has liek stuf.
So I went into his inventory.
Clicked on a rifle.
"What the fuck do you mean 1100$???"
So I killed this asshole. (You can imagine it took 7 hours)
And took his stuff.
Things are a lot less expensive when you just take them.
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PostSubject: Re: Fallout 2 review. Pt 1.   Mon Oct 18, 2010 11:26 am

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PostSubject: Re: Fallout 2 review. Pt 1.   Thu Sep 22, 2011 2:32 am

Where's the rest of the story?
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PostSubject: Re: Fallout 2 review. Pt 1.   Sat Sep 24, 2011 2:14 am

I want more.
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PostSubject: Re: Fallout 2 review. Pt 1.   Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:35 am

Maybe I could convince my brother to write the rest.
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