I went to see Paranormal Activity 2.
I know ... I know ...
Let me explain. In my defence, I was on a date and she wanted to see it. Now, as mankind has known since the times of cavemen, scary movies are a good way to get your date to cling to you. So I agreed, and this much at least worked out well.
The movie is shit.
It's so SLOW. The first half of the movie is like one of those Hidden Object Games. You get these long 'security camera' shots of empty rooms of the house at night, which you peer at intently trying to see if there's something spooky going on. HINT : There isn't.
The movie seems to be pitched at retards who might actually believe that it's real. OK, so the first time this is attempted, you might fool some of the mentally challenged audience you have attracted. But in a SEQUEL ? Surely even those people have figured it out by now.
In short - stay away from this garbage. I know this is kind of like telling you not to put your hand in the fire or slam your dick in the car door - it's something you already know. But still, be warned.