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PostSubject: Introduce Yourself   Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:08 pm

My name is Uberman. Yes, that is my real name.

I am over ten thousand years old and oversaw the building of the pyramids. I am a time travelling ninja who can shoot laser beams from his eyes.

OR

I'm an Australian who lives in Bangkok and teaches English to employees of a software firm. I make parody previews of games on YouTube that many people seem to take seriously, for some reason.

Which is more likely ? Which do you believe ? What, ultimately, is the very nature of reality ?

Probably the second option, come to think of it.
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PostSubject: Introduction   Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:42 pm

Hello my name is Jonathan and i just joined the fourm so i like to meet new people so if you want to get to know me then i will be glad to talk to you about anything oh i also live in Birmingham i where i go to ITT Tech to study Game Design and thats about it oh and i love games huge gamer right here
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PostSubject: Well fuck ninjitsu anyway   Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:45 pm

The ninja's died everytime on the blade of the samurais. The samurais were like zen and shit. Yep they would chant "ommmmmmmmm" or whatever and it gave away the ninja location everytime. A ninja would jump (ninja's always jump) to kill the samurai and he would like move faster then a bum pissing in front of a doughnut shop and slash them ninja's all to pieces.
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PostSubject: Moi!   Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:39 am

My names Bradley, i'm 19 & i'm from England.

I'll shorten the life story and be blunt! Here Goes!

I spent around 7 years inside the house without leaving, I never went to school, or did any social activities, constantly being harrassed and labeled with countless mental disorders, MWAGAGGFAFHAHA.

After about 7 years, I flew to Sweden to live with a female stranger that I met over the internet, indeed, brave!.. I stayed there for a couple of months, and left due to the realisation that she was a complete nut case, and I decided it wasn't benefical to remain there whilst being tortured and mentally abused.

I returned home, spent a good 6 months or so in-doors again, and then decided to fly to Denmark to meet a friend off of the internet, which was a joyful, lovely experience, filled with the smallest amount of mental abuse and torture possible, indeed it was a good trip.

Day Now: I'm now awaiting to move into my own place, taking a small education course in a few weeks, learning to drive, and realising why I hate leaving the house, the world is full of bastards! AHHH!

Anywho, I don't want sympathy or for you to feel upset with anything reading that, life throws shit at you, and I enjoy it when it does, it's when I learn the most about myself!

Cheers!

"Coulda gone into more detail and made myself sound a bit more interesting, but honestly, you don't want to read all of that text, and honestly, I can't be bothered to write it."
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PostSubject: Myself   Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:35 am

My name is Zack, I'm 17 and live in the U.S. I have always been an avid gamer and still own most of the classic systems( My dad sold the nes but I'm looking for a replacement). I enjoy being in Marching Band and love to read.


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PostSubject: I'm a Doctor   Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:42 am

I am a Doctor. I saved "TheUberman"'s life in Vietnam, shortly after he lost his legs. At that time, he was known as the "Mediocre-man". After hooking him with some sweet new biotic legs I stole from a Transformers Action figure that China had shipped to Vietnam in hopes of keeping the Americans pre-occupied, he changed his name to "TheUberman" seeing as how he had begun his new life and all.

To repay me for this, TheUberman let me keep his severed legs for my medical-research studies. After this, TheUberman left Chicago to London, where he assumed the identity of a British video-game reviewer with a severe case of dyslexia.
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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yourself   Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:38 am

Hola everyone! I'm Jordan, aka Cupid's Hitman. I'm just about to turn eighteen and I'm from the U.S.A.

I joined this forum because I felt honored to get a message from Uberman inviting me to! I hope to have some good talks about game with you all in the future!

Also, hit me up on Steam if any of you guys wants to play L4D, L4D2, or TF2 sometime. Just search Cupids_Hitman. I'm the only one that comes up.


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PostSubject: Sam   Tue Mar 02, 2010 7:57 am

Hello my name is Sam and I'm an addict. It all started with one hit, after that bitch fairy told me to see the Deku Tree. Been hooked ever since. From there I met up with Leon S. Kennedy, Link, and Chuck Norris, who have trained me to become a "Super-Ninja." We are far more powerful than any other life-form in that we can shoot shurikens out of our ass, which is a good defence against those Rune-scape fans who like to touch you. I have been known as "White Ninja", "White Tiger", "White Dragon", and "Not Black." You may have heard of some of my earlier work as an inventor. I have invented such things as "water" and "the tooth-brush." The only other thing you need to know is that REVIEWS WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE RULES!Damn strait. Oh, and my PSN account name is EliteWalrus.


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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yourself   Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:58 am

Arab-man666 wrote:
After hooking him with some sweet new biotic legs I stole from a Transformers Action figure ....

So that's why I can change my legs into a helicopter and a dump-truck.

BobbyRice, I thought you were American. Weren't you talking about being a 'fat American' at one point ? Or perhaps I'm losing my mind.
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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yourself   Tue Mar 02, 2010 2:18 pm

Hey guys. I'm James, and I like games.

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I also enjoy reading.

Good on Uberman for starting a forum


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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yourself   Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:03 pm

Hi I'm Phil and I'm an alcoholic.
No, I'm from California but I live in France (fuckin gay, right?). I'm a genius in disguise.
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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yourself   Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:33 pm

My Name is Arguementive Prick. I choose to spell it wrong in the hope someone will mention ive spelt it wrong and i can have an argument with them.

Im 26 and im from Ireland. I don't fit the stereotype of being drunk all the time because i choose to smoke instead and therefore im usually too content to do anything else.

Apart from playing video games my hobbies include: masturbation, photo shopping work colleagues heads onto naked bodies, swimming, reading, masturbation , Canoeing, fishing, rock climbing, smoking dope, closing down bakery's with health and safety issues,masturbation, song writing, long walks on the beach, drawing, cooking, working out while eating proteins, , masturbation , playing frisbee with my two dogs Cunter and Cheese Hound , meditating, masturbating and hanging out with my girlfriend.

I also am very good at Pro Evolution Soccer 2008 and can create magic on the pitch as well as in the dressing room.


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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yourself   Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:26 am

hi all. my name is ollie. im 18, currently in my last year of sixthform and hopefully going university next year. I love video games (obviously) im a member on a few other forums including playstation universe (i have over 8k posts) and playsatation university (formed by a member who broke away from the original PSU) I am a subscriber on both those sites (yep i pay for a free site :snicker) i am also on various other forums from TSR to a community cod server forum. (united noobs- check it out, great little community) which is strange really seeing as I hadn't even browsed a forum until mid 2008.

as for the username. well i have always had it back since my game-spy id for playing MOH:AA (so i must have been about 10) and at the time i used to have a little habit of rubbing my hands together so a couple of my mates called me squirrel, so it just kind of used that as I needed an idea, and the name has just stayed with me.
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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yourself   Wed Mar 03, 2010 3:35 am

5tyxx here old gamer here who still plays pacman and enjoys the oldies but I am hip so I play the newer games as well.......best stress reliever in the world gaming is

I joined this forum because I have finished surfing the internet(snicker)

just thought I would change my pace and actually get into youtube and the ppl who contribute to it.....

Have a Nice DAy :)
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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yourself   Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:28 am

Hi i'm nick a 18 year old and i'm from greece. Really. I'm also a distant ancestor of lionidas , but it doesn't really show unless a poor soul stands between me and a oh so casually sewer hole left ajar. I joined this forum seeking to unite 300 of greece greatest warriors and.. getting carried away again. And as seen on the movie my job is A-HU , A-HU ... Yeah universiy student. I also like gaming when i'm not slaying...

To hell with this . This message will delete itself in 10 seconds.

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Maybe it won't. I can't really find that big X mark that deletes the post. I'm depressed.
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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yourself   Thu Mar 11, 2010 5:41 am

Hello, im herman the german, or better known as falloutmazza to the uberman ;) student from south west england, and obviously - a gamer. Love the review Uberman, keep them up, and dont stop posting in the "words" section of your site, i read them, if no one else does! :P
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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yourself   Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:55 am

Hi!
I'm 20 years old and from Germany!
I used to play lots of N64, PS1/2 and Xbox.
But at the moment, I rarely turn my game consoles on and usually play games on my PC.

I also enjoy martial arts (Jujutsu) and am interested in science, mangas and the Japanese language.


I once looked for a review for Left 4 Dead 2 and found Uberman's "review", laughed my ass off, then watched some more of his videos, laughed some more asses off and subscribed.
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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yourself   Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:59 am

Aaron, 19, I live in the middle of nowhere Arizona.

I'm a grown ass man who plays video games.

I was looking up "WET sucks ass" on YouTube and somehow found Uberman's review.
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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yourself   Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:04 pm

hi my names X and im this many years old nice 2 meat u all
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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yourself   Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:23 am

Hello, my name is D.W. I'm 24, from USA. I'm a mechanical engineer and I work at a conglomerate company called TECH CO., but secretly at night in my super secret workshop I develop nuclear-powered billion dollar suits and equip them to save the world. I have many Iron Manz would you like to see my Iron Manz Mr.? Let me show you them.
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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yourself   Mon Mar 29, 2010 12:45 am

Hello, I'm Infant Shaker, or Muhamed, I'm from a small eastern European country of Bosnia, I've been living in the U.S for the past 10 years or so, I enjoy gaming, Football (my usual position is goalkeeper), and of course, shaking random, defenseless infants.
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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yourself   Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:20 am

Hello.

My name is Curnee. I'm from the United Kingdom of Britland and I'm allergic to social interaction. I'm off to Uni soon to study alcohol, lesbianism and occasional ICT...
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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yourself   Sat Jun 19, 2010 12:51 am

what up gamers and gantleman
my name is daniel,i am 16 years old from israel i like rpgs (good ones like dragon age elder scrolls and so on) FPS games (CSS and BF2 for now,and on the open world category GTA) and strategy (warcraft 3,Rise of nations and pretty much any game that starts with "age of") oh and prince of persia and assassin's creed

and i am sorry in advance if my english sucks
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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yourself   Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:01 am

Wow... I could have sworn I'd posted on this before :S
Oh well....
Hey, my name's Ben... I live in Melbourne, Australia, and of course love video games...
I usually play on xbox, but I sometimes play CSS on my crappy laptop!
I also suffer from dementia and brain damage... Some unthinkable man picked me up and shook me as an infant, and my brain has been permanently bruised ever since! :(
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PostSubject: Re: Introduce Yourself   Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:35 am

AHungryTurtle wrote:
I also suffer from dementia and brain damage... Some unthinkable man picked me up and shook me as an infant, and my brain has been permanently bruised ever since! :(
Was it this man http://rwep.forummotion.com/profile.forum?mode=viewprofile&u=25
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