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AHungryTurtle
Posts : 78 Join date : 2010-04-08
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Sun Jun 20, 2010 11:34 am | |
| - Numbers Made of Fruit wrote:
- AHungryTurtle wrote:
- I also suffer from dementia and brain damage... Some unthinkable man picked me up and shook me as an infant, and my brain has been permanently bruised ever since! :(
Was it this man https://rwep.forummotion.com/profile.forum?mode=viewprofile&u=25 OH GOD IT'S HIM! D: *emotional breakdown* | |
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Impaled FatDad
Posts : 3 Join date : 2010-07-12
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:58 am | |
| Hello My name is Thomas. I am not impaled or a fat dad. It's just the name that was suggested to me by microsoft for my first XBL account. I have no idea why. I'm 19 and I am a college student at the University of Georgia. I like all sports games, shooting games, rapelay and other stuff. I also like drinking and girls. I'm also not a redneck like a lot of other people in the state of Georgia. I like playing football (American and World) and I play DB and outside mid, respectively. | |
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Uberman Admin
Posts : 708 Join date : 2010-03-01 Age : 47
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Mon Jul 12, 2010 6:31 pm | |
| Are you sure you're not even a little bit impaled ? | |
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Impaled FatDad
Posts : 3 Join date : 2010-07-12
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:34 am | |
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-drifter-
Posts : 543 Join date : 2010-07-03 Age : 31 Location : British Columbia, Canada
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:36 pm | |
| Hello, I'm Drifter, a human male of no known moniker. A man with no name, if you will. My hobbies include drawing, gaming, and killing men too slow on the draw. | |
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RacialKen
Posts : 3 Join date : 2010-08-02 Age : 42 Location : UK
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:40 am | |
| Hello, I'm Ken.
That's all I've got. | |
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Uberman Admin
Posts : 708 Join date : 2010-03-01 Age : 47
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:42 pm | |
| Sometimes being Ken is enough. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:20 pm | |
| - Uberman wrote:
- Sometimes being Ken is enough.
But it often isn't. Maybe you can settle for just "Ken," but I want something more. Something like "Kendleton," or "Kenneth," or even "Kennorhaia." I expect results by the end of the week. |
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PunchFox
Posts : 418 Join date : 2010-08-05 Age : 33 Location : New York
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Thu Aug 05, 2010 1:29 am | |
| Hi everyone. I am a PunchFox. Art showed me this place and stuff. I like long walks on the beach, and fresh roses. Turn-ons are chocolate, red drapes, and flowery-smelling shampoo.
I hope we can make this a fulfilling relationship. | |
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sexbad
Posts : 504 Join date : 2010-03-02 Age : 29 Location : inside you
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:26 am | |
| - PunchFox wrote:
- Hi everyone. I am a PunchFox. Art showed me this place and stuff. I like long walks on the beach, and fresh roses. Turn-ons are chocolate, red drapes, and flowery-smelling shampoo.
I hope we can make this a fulfilling relationship. Nice shoes. I want to render you unconscious and sodomize you with a bayonet. Dinner at seven? | |
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PunchFox
Posts : 418 Join date : 2010-08-05 Age : 33 Location : New York
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:20 am | |
| Fine, but you better treat me like a lady while you do it. | |
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Casted
Posts : 332 Join date : 2010-06-20 Age : 34 Location : Merryland
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:57 am | |
| - Sauteed Pig Testicles wrote:
- PunchFox wrote:
- Hi everyone. I am a PunchFox. Art showed me this place and stuff. I like long walks on the beach, and fresh roses. Turn-ons are chocolate, red drapes, and flowery-smelling shampoo.
I hope we can make this a fulfilling relationship. Nice shoes. I want to render you unconscious and sodomize you with a bayonet.
Dinner at seven? Now thats what i call a businessman. Straight to the point. 8) | |
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Uberman Admin
Posts : 708 Join date : 2010-03-01 Age : 47
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:35 pm | |
| - PunchFox wrote:
- Turn-ons are chocolate, red drapes, and flowery-smelling shampoo.
I also like eating red drapes and shampoo. Welcome aboard. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:54 pm | |
| we should all get together some time and eat red drapes and shampoo and sodomize eachother |
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PunchFox
Posts : 418 Join date : 2010-08-05 Age : 33 Location : New York
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:07 pm | |
| I used to eat the soap suds in my bubble baths in an attempt to get sick and have my mom let me stay home the next day. | |
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Infant Shaker
Posts : 230 Join date : 2010-03-28 Age : 33
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:47 pm | |
| - PunchFox wrote:
- I used to eat the soap suds in my bubble baths in an attempt to get sick and have my mom let me stay home the next day.
I used to lay in front of the air conditioner trying to get sick because my mom would always tell me to "Stay away from the air conditioner because you'll get sick!". | |
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PunchFox
Posts : 418 Join date : 2010-08-05 Age : 33 Location : New York
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:32 am | |
| - Infant Shaker wrote:
- PunchFox wrote:
- I used to eat the soap suds in my bubble baths in an attempt to get sick and have my mom let me stay home the next day.
I used to lay in front of the air conditioner trying to get sick because my mom would always tell me to "Stay away from the air conditioner because you'll get sick!". Kids Grownups say the darndest things! But yea. You don't actually get sick. All you get are sore muscles, so you still have to go to school, AND you ache like shit. My mother once had to drag me to the car, still in my pajamas, and I had to get dressed in the car. I was pretty bad when I was a kid. | |
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Infant Shaker
Posts : 230 Join date : 2010-03-28 Age : 33
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:45 am | |
| I went through this phase when I was in maybe the 4th grade where I'd call someone to pick me one at least once a week, the office got so tired of me that when I came there they'd just give me this sour ass tea and to man up. Things started getting better in highschool since my parents would leave to work before me and come after I came, so I missed a whole lot of the year. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:49 am | |
| I was a good little boy that dressed up like a little girl and had tea parties |
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PunchFox
Posts : 418 Join date : 2010-08-05 Age : 33 Location : New York
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:51 am | |
| I never bothered other people, just my parents.
I was one of those kids that would do something just because my mom told me to stop.
also, @Art, it's not that uncommon for little boys to want to dress up as girls. It is common, however, for their parents to squash the notion.
When I was little, I would try on my mom's high heels, but that was more out of curiosity then wanting to dress up as a girl. I never wore dresses or fancy hats or anything. | |
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Casted
Posts : 332 Join date : 2010-06-20 Age : 34 Location : Merryland
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:52 am | |
| - Kamino wrote:
- I was a good little boy that dressed up like a little girl and had tea parties
Did your uncle do anything...special to you? Did he ask you to sit on his lap? | |
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Infant Shaker
Posts : 230 Join date : 2010-03-28 Age : 33
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:57 am | |
| - PunchFox wrote:
- I never bothered other people, just my parents.
I was one of those kids that would do something just because my mom told me to stop.
also, @Art, it's not that uncommon for little boys to want to dress up as girls. It is common, however, for their parents to squash the notion.
When I was little, I would try on my mom's high heels, but that was more out of curiosity then wanting to dress up as a girl. I never wore dresses or fancy hats or anything. I twisted my ankle like that once, also Art that's... well that's something. | |
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Casted
Posts : 332 Join date : 2010-06-20 Age : 34 Location : Merryland
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:08 am | |
| I'll share my pain with you. One time , when i was 10, i fell from the third floor ( the building was under construction). Had my legs broken, an arm, 5 ribs, a crack in skull and was in coma for 4 month. Fuck yeah! | |
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PunchFox
Posts : 418 Join date : 2010-08-05 Age : 33 Location : New York
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:09 am | |
| I think it's adorable and you should all be ashamed of yourself you bullies >:C
Edit: I've never been hospitalized ever in my life. I've had to voluntarily go to the hospital three times though. First time was for chest pains and my mom was worried it had to do with my heart. Second was when I had a six hour nose bleed. Third was when I passed three kidney stones in a span of two months (I actually visited the hospital twice for that).
However, I've almost straight-out died a bajillion times so whatevs. My life ix exciting enough.
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Introduce Yourself Fri Aug 06, 2010 1:11 am | |
| sorry guys I was just begging for attention
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