Fable 3

PunchFox wrote:

why does this thread in particular keep digressing

because fable 3 is shit

I never actually knew what Fable was supposed to be, look like, play like, or anything. The only media I remember taking in about the entire franchise was Yahtzee's reviews and the intro cinematic with the chicken. Is it actually bad?

no, art just doesn't have any taste in video games

Fable is like Halo. Each part of the series is better then the rest in one way, and worse in another (ok there were only two so far but soon three, and im betting it will still hold true)

PunchFox wrote:

no, art just doesn't have any taste in video games

Fable is like Halo. Each part of the series is better then the rest in one way, and worse in another (ok there were only two so far but soon three, and im betting it will still hold true)

>Fable is good
>Fable is like Halo

stop contradicting yourself

so Fable 3 comes out tommorow.

Is anyone actually getting it, or are we just going to spam creepy-ass furry pictures?

Sauteed Pig Testicles wrote:

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I swear to god, I'm going to track down the next person to post furry porn and kill them.

Seriously, no more furry shit.

O_O

i didnt post PORN guys. Geez. Way to take it too far.

I'd love to get Fable 3.

Also, Art, you used to play Halo non fucking stop so shove it up your ass

I didn't post porn either. There was an uncensored version though that wasn't cropped.

PunchFox wrote:

i didnt post PORN guys. Geez. Way to take it too far.

I'd love to get Fable 3.

Also, Art, you used to play Halo non fucking stop so shove it up your ass

>implying I had any alternatives

Alternatives to shoving it up your ass?

While we were all busy with furry porn and shoving things up our asses, Fable 3 was released.

But not for PC, nooo that would mean buying the game. I can just picture that meeting

"Hey guys, people are pirating our stuff, so we only make about 3 million instead of 3.5million."
"WHAT!? SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING."

I thought Fable 3 was released for PC.

Damn, I was planning on pirating it.

Drifter wrote:

Alternatives to shoving it up your ass?

BA-ZING !

So ... has anyone played this game we're all here to talk about. What was it - Enslaved ? Gran Tourismo ?

Fable is a shit game that shit people play

I don't have an Xbox, so I could only play it on PC, and since I don't have a DVD drive or a credit card, only if there was torrent. Which there is not.

artevoire wrote:

Fable is a shit game that shit people play

Guess you'd better get started.

<predictable joke>

Drifter wrote:

artevoire wrote:

Fable is a shit game that shit people play

Guess you'd better get started.

Man, I bet he's fucking amazing at that game. He probably loves the well thought out "plot"

Got it, started playing it.

It's OK, seems much like Fable 2.

One thing I don't like is that so far it seems to be really pushing you to be 'good', even when you don't want to be. I ALWAYS play as good characters, but have started a tradition of playing Fable games as an asshole. I want to turn the game world into a smouldering cesspit where children weep in the streets. But it seems to be blocking this from happening. Maybe it opens up later on, but for now it feels a bit forced.

They did that in Fable 2 as well though, no? Sometimes it happens, which is weird. Either way, I like playing Fable games three times, one for each path.