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I'm going to become a PC game reviewer. The reviews will be very long because I am a through person and all that rot, but whatever. I'll do video supplements to all of my reviews, probably, so long as my computer can fraps the game without breaking down.

Anyway, my first review is Cryostasis. It's probably not the most amazing idea to review the best game ever first, but whatever. http://liopleurodons.blogspot.com/2010/04/i-review-cryostasis-sleep-of-reason.html
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I think you should pair up with Uberman. It'll give you a boost and it'll help him too (Win win situation, no?)

You can call it: "Reviews without Extreme Prejudice" No need to thank me ;)
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PostSubject: Re: I am striving to become a video game reviewer please look at me look at me look at me   I am striving to become a video game reviewer please look at me look at me look at me EmptyFri Apr 09, 2010 12:18 am

Nice review ! I wanted to leave a comment, but it seems as though you need an account in one of a few systems, none of which I have. So, no comment for you.

But here, I can say that it's a very clearly thought out review with a well expressed angle. Good writing, interesting take. Pics and or video would be great. Be sure to post here and let us know when you post your next one.
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I have probably an hour of footage of Cryostasis, but I am delaying a video review because I am lazy. I'll do it on a weekend. I also have an amazing voice.
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Yeah, video reviews are much easier to get people hooked on rather than a written one.
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I rewrote my review because I didn't like it much at all. The gist is about the same but it covers some different assets of Cryostasis a bit more in depth, while not repeating some stuff as much.

http://liopleurodons.blogspot.com/2010/04/i-review-cryostasis-sleep-of-reason_10.html

Video probably coming tomorrow. Don't have to read it much.
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And now the video review is uploaded and it can be found here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oggDhRIVUI
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PostSubject: Re: I am striving to become a video game reviewer please look at me look at me look at me   I am striving to become a video game reviewer please look at me look at me look at me EmptyMon Apr 12, 2010 6:06 pm

The video review is better, in my opinion. I like video reviews, you can show what you're talking about.

You have a nice voice (no homo). But your delivery is a bit flat, a touch more emotion would help. Not like teen popstar emotion, just a bit more pepper.

Are you going to do another one ?
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Yeah, I didn't have enough time for the room I was in to be quiet, so I had to do everything in one sitting (and I took out all the fuckups) but I couldn't really exert my voice. You should hear me sing (not particularly for you, though, so no homo).

I'll keep reviewing games. My next one is probably going to be Assault on Dark Athena, the second Riddick game.
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I'd do reviews if I didn't think it was pointless to add my voice into a sea of opinions that only the truly stupid dive into.
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Oh dear I have an opinion.
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Any new reviews, Dragon?
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I was planning to do one last Sunday but turns out I had to go on vacation to look at colleges so I forgot to do it and am still forgetting to do it. My next one that gets put up will probably be Assault on Dark Athena. I need money for new games if I want any actual number of views on YouChoob above thirty though.
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Today I review Assault on Dark Athena something something

I feel as though I got my charisma together for this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a_vmMJ2wXg
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Awesome review, you sound better in this review than the other one, where you seemed a little nervous.
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Nice ! I'd like to hear you loosen up a bit more though. You still sound a bit formal. For example, you tend not to use contractions (do not -> don't). I doon't know, perhaps you always talk like this. The perfect voice in my opinion is a conversational tone - like you're not making a video but just chatting to a friend.

Just my opinion. Anyway, I think you're doing a good thing, keep it up.
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I'm going to make a video review tomorrow is it ok if I just post that in this thread
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Uh, sure? God, I still need to make more.
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The prospect of more reviews from forum members pleases me.

lo pan Lo Pan preased too.



And Lo Pan, it would seem.
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Actually that review may take a while yet
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Snowflake wrote:
Singularity: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RjQz9mwOHc
Very good.
A bit monotonously, but still good.
Keep up the good work.
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I'm afraid the monotone is my normal voice for reading stuff off of scripts (not when I'm acting anyway). I can do the next one in a gay voice (I'm quite good at it actually) to make it more entertaining. Or maybe I should try some other awful accent.
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Snowflake wrote:
I'm afraid the monotone is my normal voice for reading stuff off of scripts (not when I'm acting anyway). I can do the next one in a gay voice (I'm quite good at it actually) to make it more entertaining. Or maybe I should try some other awful accent.

Your voice is your tool.
Play around with it.
Try everyting.
Let it be a bit joking, or a bit sad, or a bit brutal sometimes. Your voice must attract people if you want them to listen to your reviews.
For example The Uberman.
Good text, interesting jokes AND interesting voice.
If he had a voice of...i don't know...granny with set of false teeth with hangover...his reviws would be...strange.
No offence Uber, coz i'm complementing your voice here.)
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I rise from the reviewing ashes to cough up another! This time it's Metro 2033 and it's in TWO PARTS! Even with the higher YouTube video time limit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZBYaohY5Xo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwirHQl6rhc
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