Introduce Yourself

Kamino wrote:

sorry guys I was just begging for attention

):

Ooww...you are so cute when you do that.)

you get attention if you suck me off

I guarantee you attention

PunchFox wrote:

I think it's adorable and you should all be ashamed of yourself you bullies >:C

Edit: I've never been hospitalized ever in my life. I've had to voluntarily go to the hospital three times though. First time was for chest pains and my mom was worried it had to do with my heart. Second was when I had a six hour nose bleed. Third was when I passed three kidney stones in a span of two months (I actually visited the hospital twice for that).

However, I've almost straight-out died a bajillion times so whatevs. My life ix exciting enough.

Cheers for those who know how to survive!

Sauteed Pig Testicles wrote:

you get attention if you suck me off

I guarantee you attention

Then post it on YouPorn!

p.s why do i have the feeling that you don't hsare much love to each other?

Casted wrote:

I'll share my pain with you.
One time , when i was 10, i fell from the third floor ( the building was under construction). Had my legs broken, an arm, 5 ribs, a crack in skull and was in coma for 4 month. Fuck yeah!

Holy shit nice.

I've never broken anything or been in any really life endangering situation ever

Cars have tried to kill me three times in my life (not as in being hit, i was inside the attacking car all three times). Earthquake once. Almost fell off a sheer rock face once. And one time I OD'd/almost OD'd/whatever. I dunno how close I actually came to dying for that, but it fucking FELT like I was dying.

Edit: Oh yea, and one time I almost drowned in a public swimming pool. The life guard was fucking dumb, and said he thought I was playing. Yea, thrashing around and gulping down water while desperately trying to stay above water looks like playing. What a dumb jackass.

edit:
:lol:

Coming up next! Me telling about all my near-death exp!
Don't miss this scarypost on Night Springs.

I guess I'm obligated to do the same then.

I dont have very many life-threatening experiences... although a (late) distant cousin of mine insulted Chuck Norris's beard once.
... On second thought, I dont know him.

hi guys i'm new to the forum welcome me ^__^

fuck off

What Mr.Testes said.

fuck me

PunchFox wrote:

fuck me

Haha... that's funny.

Thinking someone will ever fuck you :)


Edit: I'm sorry, it was rude of me to assume you have no hands.

Saithis when I take over you will be the first to feel the wrath of my new order

PunchFox wrote:

Saithis when I take over you will be the first to feel the wrath of my new order

re-organizing your house furniture is not much of a wrath

PunchFox wrote:

Saithis when I take over you will be the first to feel the wrath of my new order

Oh? And just how long do you think you'll live as ruler of this "new order"?

Name one person going for world domination who wasn't brutally murdered by his own stupidity.

... come to think of it, that does sound like you. ;)

PunchFox wrote:

fuck me

Aww, that's so cute <3

Hello. I am a thing.

I saw the notification for this topic in my email and thought we had a new member.

Hey I'm Alex I'm and new here. Oh and I'll beat you to it. Fuck me ;)

Hi Alex!

Welcome to our small exclusive club.

Hi I'm new

Hi, I really am new even though i have been stalking the forums for a bit just kinda forgot about the
whole "social interaction" side of things.