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MortalWombat
Posts : 243 Join date : 2010-03-02 Location : Australia
| Subject: Justin Bieber Sat May 01, 2010 9:11 pm | |
| So....
It's been all over the news lately - Justin Bieber does this! Justin Bieber does that! Justin Bieber takes a shit! Justin Bieber wipes his ass with the New York Times! New York Times sales increase ten-fold!
Really, who cares? He's 16, sounds like a pre-pubescent girl, can't actually sing (he uses autotune) and has an ego to rival Kanye West's. What is it with everyone and Justin Bieber?!
Now I'm not blaming Bieber for this, but gossip magazines (and such) as well. Every single goddamn time an average teenager shows an inkling of talent, they broadcast it all over the fucking world and all of a sudden, he's "the next big thing". And whenever this happens, all the 13yo girls who wear "Hottie" t-shirts and 3kg of makeup suddenly jump on the band wagon (this makes me wonder, are these the same bimbos who were fanatic about Robert Pattinson and Twilight only months earlier? )
Goddamnit, now I have to stop ranting about gossip mags or my blood pressure might suddenly skyrocket and my chest will spontaneously combust and expand three fold (just like typical Bieber fans, except they pay for theirs ;) )
EDIT: Oh, and he's gay. Or seems gay. But I guess you already knew that, huh? | |
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Infant Shaker
Posts : 230 Join date : 2010-03-28 Age : 33
| Subject: Re: Justin Bieber Sun May 02, 2010 1:14 am | |
| Yeah I can't stand that shit too. | |
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sexbad
Posts : 504 Join date : 2010-03-02 Age : 29 Location : inside you
| Subject: Re: Justin Bieber Sun May 02, 2010 3:43 am | |
| If they took anyone with an inkling of talent to the public's eyes you'd be hearing me reciting Andrea Bocelli or something on the radio right now and The Arcade Fire would be the richest group of people on the planet. Justin Beiber looks like the ideal boy in all those Disney Channel shows that attract girls in middle school and nothing else; he's just exploited. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Justin Bieber Sun May 02, 2010 7:38 am | |
| Life is hard until you grow up
Once you mature a little bit you won't become irrationally angry over music artists |
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sexbad
Posts : 504 Join date : 2010-03-02 Age : 29 Location : inside you
| Subject: Re: Justin Bieber Sun May 02, 2010 9:28 am | |
| Is it as bad as arguing over Star Trek canon? | |
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Uberman Admin
Posts : 708 Join date : 2010-03-01 Age : 47
| Subject: Re: Justin Bieber Sun May 02, 2010 7:42 pm | |
| Oh come on, he's hot. You'd fuck him. You know you would. "Come on MortalWombat, kiss me on the lips. Just one time. Pretend I'm a girl." | |
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Infant Shaker
Posts : 230 Join date : 2010-03-28 Age : 33
| Subject: Re: Justin Bieber Sun May 02, 2010 10:05 pm | |
| Turns out you where right, Uberman also, it's NSFW. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Justin Bieber Sun May 02, 2010 11:21 pm | |
| don't post nsfw images |:
you'll make me cry |
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Infant Shaker
Posts : 230 Join date : 2010-03-28 Age : 33
| Subject: Re: Justin Bieber Sun May 02, 2010 11:39 pm | |
| Heeey, I gave you a warning that it was going to be NSFW. | |
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MortalWombat
Posts : 243 Join date : 2010-03-02 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Justin Bieber Mon May 03, 2010 2:37 pm | |
| - Uberman wrote:
- Oh come on, he's hot. You'd fuck him. You know you would.
"Come on MortalWombat, kiss me on the lips. Just one time. Pretend I'm a girl." *backhand* | |
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MortalWombat
Posts : 243 Join date : 2010-03-02 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Justin Bieber Mon May 03, 2010 2:44 pm | |
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Uberman Admin
Posts : 708 Join date : 2010-03-01 Age : 47
| Subject: Re: Justin Bieber Mon May 03, 2010 7:22 pm | |
| - MortalWombat wrote:
*backhand* "That's it baby, treat me rough. Now pull my hair." | |
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Infant Shaker
Posts : 230 Join date : 2010-03-28 Age : 33
| Subject: Re: Justin Bieber Tue May 04, 2010 4:51 am | |
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MortalWombat
Posts : 243 Join date : 2010-03-02 Location : Australia
| Subject: Re: Justin Bieber Tue May 04, 2010 1:54 pm | |
| - Uberman wrote:
- MortalWombat wrote:
*backhand*
"That's it baby, treat me rough. Now pull my hair." *rips scalp off* | |
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