Fuck you bank of america

I have been having some serious issues with Bank of America. Yeah, it's mostly my fault for not paying attention, but that doesn't mean they have to penalize me like this.

Because I opened a bank account in another state, I had to make a new one for this state because they wouldn't let me transfer the account to my new state. That's all fun except for the maintenance fees. Now I have two savings accounts with a maintenance fee of something around $10 a month just to HAVE THAT ACCOUNT. I can't close either online and the only way TO close it is to send a letter to bank of america with my signature and reasons for closing the accounts. This is really starting to make me angry.

I've done nothing but lost money with Bank of America.

Doesn't anything ever turn out well for you? All you've had is bad luck, something good must happen sometime.

He doesn't talk about the time he found a secret door in the back of his wardrobe that leads to the Land Of Bisexual Lesbians Dipped In Honey.

Uberman wrote:

He doesn't talk about the time he found a secret door in the back of his wardrobe that leads to the Land Of Bisexual Lesbians Dipped In Honey.

Because they were also VAMPIRE WEREWOLVES

Hell, I'm gay and neither Jacob nor Edward are that attractive. Must not be good for either gender then.

and we are all glad you are gay, please be sure to announce it in every post now

So PayPal won't let me add my commerce bank account to it any more because it fucked up. Yeah!



God damn it. I hate money.

I'll take all that evil money off your hands art. Your pure soul shouldn't be tainted with such evil. I will e-mail you my paypal account details. Also : I am a Nigerian Prince who is trying to transfer $6.5 million out of his country, if anyone else in interested.