Girlfriend left for another girl

Okay so out of nowhere my girlfriend left me today for another girl. So what should I do to release the massive amounts of anger?

Assuming you're a man, and taking into account that you drove your girlfriend to lesbianism (and thus, failed at your manly duties) I'd say the only way to get her back would be for you to go and seek yourself out a "butch" type homosexual, you know, at places like "Gay Bars."

A few rounds with you and butch, maybe an updated "face book" status, and she'll be begging for you to come back.

Don't worry. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Doctor.

but i'm not gay or that desperate. Maybe sending a bisexual girl to an all girl slumber party wasn't such a good idea.

Izanagi_the fool wrote:

but i'm not gay or that desperate. Maybe sending a bisexual girl to an all girl slumber party wasn't such a good idea.

How'd you send her to a slumber party? It says you're 17? You can't have legal guardianship of anyone... Hell, you aren't even the legal guardian of yourself! Did you beat your girlfriend? Is that what drove her to lesbianism? Is it because you beat and controlled her??? Locked her way from society!? Is that it you bastard?!

If so, you must turn yourself over to the Police. You'll go to jail for a while, and probably get raped in the shower (by a "butch" as well) but you'll have atoned for your wrongdoings.

If you haven't been an abusive boyfriend...Stick to my initial suggestion. It's not about you being "gay" or "desperate". It's about reclaiming your man-hood. You'll forever be known as "that dude with a little ****s" by society and be called things like "inadequate" by your friends, and looked down upon by every other potential girlfriend you'll meet. You'll soon save up your allowance for a sex change, and this world will loose you forever.

So go out there are re-claim your manhood! Well, you'll be getting a lot more than you're man-hood, but it's for the betterment of your future.

Either option from those above you choose, it'd be best to turn your brain off during the deeds that'll probably occur.

Trust me. I'm a Doctor.

I wasn't abusive she asked if she could go and I said yes and my friends already think she's a bitch.

I often find a nice way to relax is to stomp a bunch of kittens to death. Really puts things in perspective.

Seriously though, is this any better or worse than being left for another guy ? For me, I think it'd be better. Look at it this way - if she leaves you for another guy then you figure, "Well, I potentially had what she wanted, but some other guy had 'better' or 'more' and she's traded me in." If she leaves you for a woman then you think, "Well, she just wants something completely different that it's impossible for me to supply."

See what I'm saying ? It's like someone leaving a Pizza Hut because they want a hamburger. It doesn't reflect on the quality of Pizza Hut's pizzas that the customer was in the wrong restaurant to begin with.

Play the game "I Wanna Be the Guy"

You will realize that there are much harder and more frustrating things in life than love lost.

Uberman wrote:

I often find a nice way to relax is to stomp a bunch of kittens to death. Really puts things in perspective.

Seriously though, is this any better or worse than being left for another guy ? For me, I think it'd be better. Look at it this way - if she leaves you for another guy then you figure, "Well, I potentially had what she wanted, but some other guy had 'better' or 'more' and she's traded me in." If she leaves you for a woman then you think, "Well, she just wants something completely different that it's impossible for me to supply."

See what I'm saying ? It's like someone leaving a Pizza Hut because they want a hamburger. It doesn't reflect on the quality of Pizza Hut's pizzas that the customer was in the wrong restaurant to begin with.

This makes a fantastic amount of sense. I've never thought of it this way!

But isn't there something to be said about the advertisement of Pizza Hut if they are attracting customers who want Hamburgers?